#5) When you go to make your bed, you find yourself wandering through the living room clapping to a song in your head instead.
#4) You go to use the bathroom during breakfast, and forget to come back and eat.
#3) When you go to brush your teeth, you turn on the water and zone out for 15 minutes or so because the sound of running water is so relaxing.
#2) You think the song "Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts" is absolutely hilarious at 6:30 AM.
And the top one:
#1) You are completely dressed and ready to leave for the day before someone points out to you that your pants are on backwards.
(Hope you have a great first day of school, C. I love ya!!)
To anyone else, if you notice any of these signs, seek immediate help!! Your boss may not think your backwards pants are so funny!!
Still Life with a Hundred Crucifixions
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